To you...

This blog is for all the full time lovers of mas, kaiso, pan and soca. Its for all of you who hear soca in your dreams, who get excited at the first snip of braid and sequins, who get serious Carnival tabanca at the first beat of a soca, and who understand the meaning of "fete to fete" and "all night till morning!, who could pick up a bottle and some spoons and make sweet music in a riddim section, who could laugh at the satire of beautiful kaiso music and bawl out- oh lash, lyrics fuh so, who appreciate a corn soup and polouri an some bake an shark after a boss fete...is for all of we... all of us!

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Where is UK Soca Music?


Notting Hill Carnival is amazing in many respects. The pan, the kaiso and the amazing costumes filling the streets in riotous colour. One aspect that many would find grating however, is the fact that the soundtrack to Europe's biggest street festival is undoubtedly the soundtrack of the islands with no interjection whatsoever from the United Kingdon. The UK soca music scene, if not dead is on its very last legs. UK originating songs do not make it on the playlists of UK based DJs- to obtain validation, artists need to do a Kerwin Dubois- go down to Trinidad and make it big- only then will they obtain some semblance of credibility. Songs produced in the UK often sound mediocre, belying that they have been assembled in someone's front room.

This is an absolute shame, because we do we have some class acts in the UK. Scrappy, the Monsterratian sensation, with his megatune "Start to Bounce" totally demolished Poison's Wet Fete last year- his music is rhythmic, his tunes are original and his voice rivals Bunji any day any how. On the female side, Ms Desire and Chardonnay are two big female soca artists with equally as big voices who would purr their hearts into groovy soca. Our own Brown Sugar and Helena B are bona fide soca gurus. However gone are the days when fetes featured local artists such as Kerwin Dubois (at the time), when Tudor Rose featured artists like Grenadian Ronnie and when UK artists had their own niche and their own corner of the market.

It is such a crying shame that I applaud the decision of Soca News to create a UK Soca Monarch competition. I hope that this competition will resuscitate the soca industry in the UK. I have a feeling that the breakthrough will happen here- the UK musical industry is at the intersection between rock, indie and rnb and all of these genres could do with a soca injection.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

MASQUERADE 2000 and TEN

After the absolutely wonderful display of costumes we saw for Bachanalmas and Jewels de Carnaval, I must admit that my expectations are now hyper high in terms of what the market should expect for Notting Hill.

On M2K 2000, I probably did not fall in love with any of the costumes but they were vibrant, bold and arty. Masquerade 2000 describes its band as the leading band in Europe- this is probably up for contention given the proliferation of bands in the Notting Hill Parade but what I can say is that they are probably one of the more better organised bands and they are marketed very well. Masquerade 2000 has, for example, been showcased at the V&A museum, they have appeared in various carnivals across the globe and representatives have taken part in the International Kings and Queens Competition in Trinidad.

In 2010 they are bringing us “The Gift”. All the costumes range from 80 pounds to 120 pounds and at the time of writing one section at least, was already sold out. Their mas camp is located at 17 Argyll Avenue in Leyton (Unit 2). The sections are, in order, Carnival Art, Pop Art, Optical Art, Futurism, Cyber Angels, Cultural Angels and Graffitti. Neither the website nor the photos I managed to obtain explains what the sections are but I think the general vibe was to emulate the kitschness of the popular art movement, applying some element of science and technology and a general wanton escapsim to the costumes. I applaud this very much, it is very easy to come across with a Warriors/Tribal/Asian/African theme every year, I love the thinking outside of the box.

As for the costumes- they are definitely unusual in their use of masks but I do find the design a bit retro considering that they are meant to represent futuristic, pyschedelic concepts. Personally I also find them a bit heavy on the extras- there is a LOT of fabric and extra detailing, which would make me wonder how wearable they are on the road.

NHG'S pick? The pink and purple. That skirt adds just that extra bit of flair to bring out some sassy whinery. Wink wink.

Friday, 14 May 2010

Poison FINALLY getting lethal


Well it look like the big bad Poison decide to get off their laurels and to finally host a launch, if I was waiting for food I woulda done dead already!

This is unacceptable given that most of the power players have already launched and I ain't hiding to tell nobody that Poison damn Late. The theme is Amore- variation of love, and as I am all loved up, I am looking forward to seeing the 5 sections that they are going to put on but they better don't come with no Cheryl Cole esque interpretation like putting us in combats and telling us is Fight for This Love. The themes better come strong as they had all the time in the world!

Those of you who attended the disaster of a launch last year where they attempted to woo us with free barbecue chicken wings (hello? chicken wings are a quid for two pounds in Tesco?) by taking us to the vacuous Ministry of Sound on a Sunday, will be glad to know that the launch is going to be held at a more intimate venue of the Cobden Club up West. Us Southerners will find it a trek especially those of us that live close to SE1 but time to shake it up.

They ent losing this degrees ting at all boy! So this one will be zero degrees. Dey shoulda start it at 10, you don't want to start nutting cold!!!

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

We Tiefing a Little in Amsterdam...



Carnival Tabanca is a serious serious disease. It has been undiagnosed hitherto by Western medicine men, and exists purely within the West Indian cultural vaccuum. It is characterised by an intense longing to be in an enclosed space with as many people as possible, gyrating to the sounds of soca music.

To those of us who went to Trinidad this year, we did not have a bad case of Carnival Tabanca as we had our fill- but instead we had a serious Machel Tabanca. Machel chose to sit the season out and we had to make do with the HD Family. Ah mean, we dig Patrice and Kerwin is we boy but we real miss that "Huhhhh" and de "mad madder mad man" that is characteristic of our Crown Prince! Machel Tabanca is a different stage of the disease altogether, sufferers will be heard reciting the words of "Big Truck" at random intervals, searching for YouTube videos of "Too Young to Soca" and going insane when they hear the opening strains of "Tiefing a Little". They may also sign off as "Jack Horner" in their emails and need Machel songs like they need paracetamol for a headache.

To those of you suffering from late stages of Machel Tabanca, and can't fly to Miami or New York where all the shows seem to be taking place, TAKE NOTE the man himself will be in Amsterdam on Saturday 2 July for the first time in Holland.

Tickets are 22.50 euros (just about 20 quid). All yuh know that one ent missing me. Dah is meh man right there. Somebody say Easyjet!

Monday, 10 May 2010

Cool Jewels!


Well ah wasnt dere- ah had was to take it how ah get it but boy so many choices this year. Yes, I know I going and coming sometimes wid de blog but hold on, de ride is rough but we will reach where we going, hold strain!!!!

Jewels de Carnival looking hot like gas! Notting Hill Carnival will need some firemen to spray these sexy costumes down fuss dey bad! Sexy with a capital S! How do I love this costume? Let me count the ways. Is it the vibrant aquamarine, the perfect colour palette, not too bright, not too dull, complementing most skin tones? Reminiscent of the Loulan? Is it the exquisite cage bra of the first design, set with strategic jewels for the brave and the skinny? Is it the bejeweled monokoni option in a slighter darker shade of aqua that makes for a lovely contrast? Plus shorts and tankini options for the fuller figured (or those who play mas an go to church!) and the standard issue panty and bra. All the backdrop for a humongous show stopping whopper of a headpiece. This is no value Sainsbury's basics affair, this is Taste the Difference in all yuh ass!

Three words- I love it! Kudos to the designer.
Jewels the Carnival is a special section within Burrokeets.


Pics compliments Mac Big Truck Looby.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

The Keets in Heat!

Well I must admit that I wasn't there at the Keets band launch (sigh) due to a dinner date that could not be postponed and I was not going to pass up my friend's do, duty calls peeps!

Good thing is that the Griot will be back and in full force over the coming weeks and months.. and I have plenty more details for all yuh on various band launches. Flagz for one, which won medium band of the year, will be launching after it went into false labour last time. Aye yai yaye. I also now have dates for Poison launch so tings getting nice and sweeettt. But as you know nutting sweeter than Burrokeet and from all accounts (read Big Pappy, Martin, Soca Prince), de vibes was nice and de costumes nicer..

So here is my mini review of the costumes. All photos compliments Big Truck Photos (who I must say did a  fantastic job). I was a little bit disappointed because the costumes are nice, but I really expected spectacular. They were pretty but I wanted the boat to be pushed out much further!

The band is called Renaissance but to be honest it is a whole mish mash of different themes and different elements - Egyptians, Party Time, Showgirl.... I aint know, it had a kind of Vegas vibe mix in with an Ancient theme so I was a little bit confused. But maybe if I was at the launch I would have asked them to clarify.

The first costume on display was Egyptians. I liked the colour scheme on this - gold and white with hints of purple but it was probably my least favourite of all of them. I appreciate the full coverage - not all of us are skinny minnies and this is a costume that has a little bit of sexy but is more traditional in the sense that the belt is actually a real belt and not just a strip of material, and there are some flouncy bits going on that would hide the unforgiving areas. The part I liked the most on this was the attention to detail in the beading on the top half. This costume is probably not an option for me but I could see it working on the carnival mammies. The male costume appeared more like a bronze and white but I aint complaining! It is definitely one of the better male options in that it isnt over decorated, making it appear more manly.



Next up was Party Time. Red Red Scorching Hot.  Full marks for the largesse of the headpiece athough I would add more feathers to give it more body!  I like plenty size (take that how you want)-people who "hambugging me" will definitely have to give way, give room for the headpiece(just my kind of thing!).  As for the costume itself, I thought that the red was vibrant enough and the embellishments were just about right- strategically placed gemstones on the bra area and on the monokini straps. Ladies with tummies beware! This is NOT for you. For the slim body size 8s!



 I think this is probably the best male costume for the season. I love the tie instead of the collar and the hat instead of a headpiece. Top marks for wearability. Most times I know guys hate the idea of embellishing too much, they are in the band just to wine on some hot boomsies, so this is perfect.


This one I called the section with no name but it is a definite winner in my books. The Carnival Badjohns will probably step in and say that the colour scheme is like Tribe's Threads of Morocco this year but as far as I know there ain't no patent on colours! The gold and hot pink really works here and is striking. One creative element that I am a fan of was extending the cage concept from the bra to the headpiece. I also love the boa collar as an added extra for the frontliners. Ay ay all yuh ehn see how all man an dey jack have frontline nuh?



Showgirl. The colour palette is definitely unusual- purple and orange but it does seem to work.  The decorations are kept to a minimum and the colours and feathers certainly do the talking. I would definitely play in this- but I would have loved to see the orange blinged out in gold!.



Sunday, 11 April 2010

Review: Bachanal Mas Band Launch. Synopsis: Hot Like Gas!!!


A friend of mine asked me the question that if Tribe came to London, what would I think would happen? After last night’s launch, I would say “Tell Tribe to stay where they are yes!”, because in my humble opinion, they are auxiliary, not necessary, unneeded, redundant! BachanalMas exceeded itself on so many levels last night at the launch. Onwards and upwards!


Venue

I came from a house party earlier on in the evening from South London but the spot was not difficult to find at all. Literally a hop, skip and a jump from Aldgate Station or Tower Hill. The venue was Abbey Bar, a well heeled elegant venue in East Central London with a bar area on the top floor and a basement area downstairs. For those people who didn’t drive or who lived West it might have been tricky getting here but a definite step up from last year. The space was adequate and having the upper section galley allowed a sneak preview of the costumes before the fashion show. The bouncers were friendly and polite and the chap at the door was also very nice. No issues there, unlike a certain fete which shall remain unnamed. The price was right too for a launch – 10 squid at the door if you didn’t book in advance.

Ambience

I arrived at about 11 pm and there were lots of people milling around in the upstairs bar area and Paul and the rest of the team were busy preparing for the catwalk show that was to follow. The feeling of carnival permeated the air since you walked in because the individual costumes for each section (most of which are already booked) were on display and they were striking, hot, sexy and fabulous. Nuff rhinestones to rival Swarovski! Nuff braids and beadings that could rival ah Indian wedding. And plenty plenty plenty feathers. Ostrich feathers and plumes, duck feathers, goose feathers, peacock feathers- I sure I see yard fowl feathers and all decorated with some crystals! Feathers to suit every pocket!!! Upstairs, there were also ladies with nicely printed colourful registration forms who were enthusiastic and friendly about booking and registration. Service with a friendly Caribbean warm smile. A plus.

The theme was meant to be Mad Hatters and although I went with no hat, there were a few ladies and men with their millinery, decked out to the max, whilst others came with Carnival costume headpieces.

On the bottom floor, lots of people had not arrived yet, presumably waiting for the call to order. One subject of fascination were the flamboyantly dressed fabulous divos who were hatted out to the max some decked out in tights short shorts and already wining and grinding. I loved it!!! A friend I met at the party was not as amused and was not loving it but hey ho, to each his own!! We all inclusive!!!

The Costumes

One sentence. Costumes hot too rass!!!

I will only comment here on the options that were "modeled" as I want to leave the frontline for another post later on in the week- too much fabulosity for one post!

The presentation itself was done catwalk style. I would have probably preferred a running commentary of the costumes themselves and what exactly was Option A/Option B but this information could very easily be retrieved from the website.

The name of the presentation is Traditions and it is described as a modern portrayal of traditional elements of mas. I think the theme is very apt seeing as Traditional Mas is almost dead in the Caribbean. Making bikini mas into traditional Mas is ironic, as well as poignant and as such, I felt the presentation was a heady mix of McFarlanesque drama and storytelling with modern highlights.

Blue Devil



Blue Devil is the modern incarnation of Jab Jab and Jab Molassie. Blue Devils are traditionally covered in blue paint on Jourvert Morning and renders traditional jab jab more accessible and more contemporary so it was particularly apt that this was the first section.

The female frontline costume featured silver horned headgear complimented by a plethora of striking sea blue plumes that were crystal encrusted. The bra was very heavily decorated with a combination of large and small blue crystals but it was the belt that popped out at me. Very large gemstones!!! The footpieces were gladiator shield style and the costume also featured two large swathes of blue fabric for the real mas divas. The blue evoked the colour of blue used for blue devil mas so it was accurate, but were I on the design team I would have probably gone for a deeper shade of blue to give it a sense of horror and maybe some black crystals with the silver to enter into that realm of terror. It is a very very pretty costume to be a devil!!

I liked it very much (and the lady who portrayed this did it justice) but this costume was not my favourite only because of the large winged swathes of fabric. This could be cumbersome on the road and I am a backline babe. To be honest, they could just not to be worn because quite frankly the rest of the costume is fierce enough on its own.

The male version of the costume was equally as striking with actual wings, satin shorts that complemented the costume (not shorts that could be found in a sports shop), a cape, and a horned headpiece that featured more “manly” feathers.

Soucouyant


The soucouyant is the traditional bloodsucking woman. She should be sexy and bold, with an element of evil. Bachanalmas chose a combination of sunset orange and burnt yellow to represent the soucoyant- and the blend of colours was perfect in my opinion. Option A featured a humongous headpiece with dramatic red and orange plumes, Option B was slightly smaller but equally as magnificent.

What was ingenious here was the use of traditional Caribbean tie-dye fabric along with the beading and studding to create a costume that was majestic and still simple. Not overdecorated- the fabric did the talking. Tie dye fabric was set on a red base and decorated with red crystals over the bra. Fabric was interspersed with beading to create a belt that was light and fluid. Option A also featured a cape in the gorgeous tie-dye. I loved this costume- brilliant use of colours and textiles.

Arawaks




Arawaks were the original inhabitants of the Caribbean islands. They are the indigenous tribe, and I expected the costume portraying Awaraks to be elegant yet still earthy. I was not disappointed.

The colour palette was not bright and so was inkeeping with the tones of nativeness. The female belt featured a skirt made of a mixture of caramel brown and black feathers with muted crystals in the waist band area in speckled owl-brown and orange. The bright gold of the bra is sexily hidden with matching feathers and the braiding on the arm bands (bedecked with feathers) remind me of cowrie shells. The headpiece (in cream/brown/yellow) was the standout feature of this costume. The bright yellow fanned out sun-like from its base and as such the neutral palette of the rest of the costume complemented it brilliantly.

I liked this costume because it was not typical bling bling show girl although I felt that something should have enlivened it! Shells, indigenous fabric maybe? The frontline asymmetric option (one embellished and one feathered) was also a brilliant touch. In terms of creativity A plus.

Jab Molassie




This was one of the favourite costumes of the night. I could hear the oohs and aahs of the divos behind me and my friend thought that this was THE section. The richness of the colour, the balance of the accessorial pieces and the innovation with the feathering were fantastic. I would not have associated bright orange with Jab Molassie but hey ho as I always say... is Mas!

The female bra was elegantly and gently beaded, with just a touch of braiding and a few touches of crystals. The belt was pure rhinestones but the sheer beauty of the section lay in the theatrical, almost daisy-beautiful feathers of the headpieces and armbands. Because feathers are the most indigenous accessory, I felt that they were a perfect complement. The female headpiece was chieftainesque in style and the combination of plumes and boa fab gave the costume the edge to catapult it to the forefront of sexy with an S.

I found the male costume had a lot of pieces- there were orange shorts, a belt, a waistcoat and a heavy headpiece. I didn’t feel that the pieces went together as well as the female section but in terms of quantity of items it was value for money.

Midnight Robbers



This was my personal favourite section. A black costume needs to be executed with precision. It needs to sparkle without being over the top. It can’t be too dull. Midnight Robbers are one of the most feared creatures in old mas. It is meant to represent death as the ultimate king of the masquerade of life- Peter Minshall did it with perfection in the 80's.

Option A was the winner of the night. Jet black mega plumes accented with a silver crown that fanned around the head. A fully crystal encrusted black bra with a few strategically placed red green and blue and purple rhinestones that all combined together and complemented the sheen of the black. The belt was not sensational but it shimmered in all the right places- but the true beauty was the plumes that extended from feet to waist, mimicking sudden flight- the real midnight robber! This, I felt was innovative and contemporary and added lots of hi-drama. Option B though sexy, looked positively ordinary beside it.

The male costume also made a solid impact. Instead of a feathered headpiece, it featured a hat in sombrero style which was veiled- giving the impact of a silent attack. This is the traditional hat of the Midnight Robber. The braces and the wings were the only accoutrements that were needed- they were executed with finesse. Males- A plus!

Pierrot Grenade



This was not a favourite of the group I was with, but I am an eccentric soI loved the concept of this costume and the way it was given lots of thought! I loved the reference to authenticity with the use of the mask (reference to literature and the arts of the Pierrot- loved it) but with a modern touch (not on the face, but mounted on the headpiece) and the use of ribbons on the hands and belt instead of feathers to add drama and a sense of pretty.

I loved the tricolore colour palette of pastel blue and pink set on white. Very this season. The beading was also not over the top- which to me said a lot about the attention to detail. It is very easy to over embellish. The most thoughtful costume of the night- the bras were perfect but I would have added a bit more ribbons to the belt to get more of a feel of Pierrot.


Fancy Indian



This finished off the sections with a big bang!! A crazy colour combination of fluorescent green and mauve/purple that would not seem to have worked on paper (although it looked okay in the sketches) exploded in person with magnificent result. Although the design of belt was simple, the fluorescent fringing throughout with just a touch a sparkle and a mammoth priestess style headpiece was just overpowering, resulting in a truly splendid costume. This was complemented by blue symbolic designs. The male costume was just as good- the headpiece was a chieftain style and there was lots of regalia- a fully decorated belt, footpieces, handpieces and a cape which all looked manly and not too “pretty” as some of the men fear.

Conclusion

I left the band launch sated. I was thrilled with the choices. It would have been nice to see the costume I intended to play with before the launch (Fancy Sailor)- ah wonder what happen? That costume was at the pre launch if I am not mistaken! Also it would have been great to see some of the kiddies' sections (Imp and Baby Doll).The prices were just right- male costumes ranged from 110-135 and female from 125-160. I asked how registration was going and most of the frontline costumes were sold out, with only 3 or 4 costumes remaining in some sections, so all yuh better book early else yuh will get left! I consider these costumes an absolute bargain at the prices they are offered as they are definitely Trinidad quality and the designs are sexy sexy sexy hot hot hot!!!

Next week we liming at Burrokeets!